The Alternative Adventures of Narnia and likewise announced to you by The Voice of Aslan welcomes you. We apologize for the delay of this announcement, but promise to continue our announcements as promptly as possible.
Let’s go back in time, back to Christchurch. On the boarder lies a mysterious land of snow and ice. This pass only becomes passable when the snow and ice lifts. It then allows the quaint village at the center of the pass to rest in peace. But travel deep into this lands, past hills and mountains, ice and snow to a land so mysterious that for many moons it was closed to the public (*cough* money and ownership dispute *cough*).
In this very mysterious land rocks are scattered about as if tossed by a great hand. A rocky (*cough* painful) path winds its way over the grassy hills, over rivers and near these rocks. It also descends to a cave roaring with a river, which carves its way from one end of the cave to another.
Many adventuresome travelers have wandered into these caves, some to never return again. A group of our explorers investigated this cave, although dared not to go in too far. What they saw bordered frightening. To enter the cave farther then a couple steps one must either step into the rushing current of the river and be swept down a narrow waterfall, which continues on as a wide and cold creek or step across onto a slipper ledge of rock no wider then the length of a foot, edge across the slippery rock and climb down a crumbling ladder into the rushing current.
However, despite how fascination this cave was, our explorers had to return to the land above and search out Narnia. Narnia was found hidden among the rocks described above. If one will recall the film The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe to mind. 
Nearing the end, a mighty battle was fought between the white witch and the to-be kings and queens of old (Peter, Susan, Edmond and Lucy). They battle progresses to rocky landscape, where Edmond and later Peter fight the white witch hand to hand. It is also where Aslan eventually kills the white witch.
The location of this battle is now what our explorers gazed upon. Unfortunately, our explorers could not enter the sacred place and find exact places, but it is no matter. Our explorers searched around more and stopped to meditate at the intersection of several paths, but eventually finding no more to occupy them, left and headed onward to our next location.
Thank for listening to The Alternative Adventures of Narnia and likewise announced to you by The Voice of Aslan’s first program. We will soon return.
